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thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

parrotsbeak:

do you ever feel like you need to listen to a certain song otherwise you’ll explode

andrewvanwynperfect:

imagine a show like wife swap except its about bands switching lead singers for 2 weeks

parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry
flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.