do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are
i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
do you ever feel like you need to listen to a certain song otherwise you’ll explode
imagine a show like wife swap except its about bands switching lead singers for 2 weeks