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drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

romangodfrey:

i-kan-do-zat-i-kan-do-zat:

SO I REMEMBERED SEEING A VIDEO ON HERE ABOUT GORDON RAMSAY SHOWING HOW TO PROPERLY COOK EGGS. I WANTED EGGS FOR DINNER, SO I LOOKED UP THE VIDEO AND MADE THEM.

I TWEETED GORDON ABOUT IT AND I GOT A RESPONSE

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NOT ONLY DID I GET A RESPONSE, BUT I GOT A COMPLIMENT. HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THAT? 

many years I’ve been looking for a way to properly measure someone’s level of success in life and I think I’ve found it

thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

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this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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ohgodbenny:

There’s only two sides of Mycroft Holmes.

it’s either this lil kid or the intimidating british govenment. there’s no in between.

exhists:

do old people masturbate