Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch
SO I REMEMBERED SEEING A VIDEO ON HERE ABOUT GORDON RAMSAY SHOWING HOW TO PROPERLY COOK EGGS. I WANTED EGGS FOR DINNER, SO I LOOKED UP THE VIDEO AND MADE THEM.
I TWEETED GORDON ABOUT IT AND I GOT A RESPONSE
NOT ONLY DID I GET A RESPONSE, BUT I GOT A COMPLIMENT. HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THAT?
many years I’ve been looking for a way to properly measure someone’s level of success in life and I think I’ve found it
OH MY FUCKING GOD
im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination
this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
the difference between “ok” and “okay”
There’s only two sides of Mycroft Holmes.
it’s either this lil kid or the intimidating british govenment. there’s no in between.
do old people masturbate