SuperWhoLock

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

odiarda:

Please don’t take my John away

Tissues to your left ladies and gentlemen, tissues to your left…

moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them